"I don't have any trouble talking to 23-year-old girls. But I'd be wanting sex and they'd be wanting career advice. "
"If a baby pukes, everyone rushes around like a Kennedy has been shot. But, if I should do likewise after three vodka tonics, a bottle of red and four sambucas, does anyone mop my fevered brow? No, they leave me to make my own way to KFC for a party bucket with mashed potatoes, gravy and onion rings. And when a baby kicks up a fuss, it is rewarded with boob. But if I start crying and demanding boob, I'm simply asked to leave the bus/cinema/restaurant/church."
"The fact that we're single means that we don't talk about children. For that alone we should be applauded."
Hear hear 
